Lay This Bitch On The Concrete - November 2015

Lay this bitch on|

 

I don't care|

 

Hi so I invite you onto my yacht|

 

I've already seen enough of you to last 3 lifetimes|

 

And I am wanting my Nazi scalps or there will be trouble with your phishing equipment|

 

Cockroaches and those fucking big wasp things or bees or whatever they are|

 

Skulls, those girls and seaweed yikes|

 

Did you see that tsunami in Japan I watched it on Youtube and I'm glad I wasn't there at the time I can tell you for certain|

 

Prohibition was back in the last century and those gangsters were nothing but trouble in Chicago I know|

 

Spectacular tits| Blue jelly it looks like or green jelly| go swim in it would be the correct thing to do|

 

Be careful if the doctor ever gives you Diazepam because it can make you constipated and you won't go for a shit for several days is something I discovered|

 

Up in the mountains snow everywhere and what's pretty much the last thing you expect to see German WWII soldiers shhhhit| Maybe Jean Claude Van Damme will rescue you or maybe he won't| If he's not too busy he will|

 

Vampires in a quiet town| Napalm, yes napalm that's what you want|

 

Disenchanted in the Caribbean isn't what people who have been there say|

 

The octagon| 

 

Rodents drinking beer low calorie stuff should help avoid getting diabetes but only as part of a healthy diet|

 

New Guinea is a place far from where I am sat but other people in the world would disagree with that definitely if they live near it, like Australians would understand|

 

He sucks cock|

 

You know what I am talking about|

 

Fields of marijuana as far as the eye can see|

 

Holocaust happily ever after|

 

Big hairy balls full of air| Where are my sunglasses| Electric guitars are loud, how about some peace and quiet|

 

Art, drawing with a pencil I am not good at| Just as well we have tracing paper, bastards like me are destroying the rain-forests|

 

And mother fuckers like you downloading bit torrents are destroying the entertainment industry so stop it| Find something else to do|

 

Paper airplanes, that's what you're making hey|

 

Enjoy the rest of your day|

 

Looking into your crystal ball, what can you see? Computer games, Sonic, he has come so far hieroglyphically|

 

Liquid Crystal Display|

 

I remember when I was very young riding my bike| Fangs dripping blood| Look at the clouds|

 

Oranges and bananas and coconuts| Where there's coconuts there's bananas frequently|

 

I drank four bottles of red wine this morning at breakfast and it's hardly even affected my driving this afternoon| I travelled from London to Timbuktu in 25 minutes|

 

Chicken Shit| It's November going on December and I'm putting ice in my drinks like it's still August|

 

A couple of very pretty lesbians|

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