What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen To A Girl? - March 2016

What is the worst thing that could happen to a girl?


One day I was laying down meditating, deliberating space travel during these times. Commonplace prostrate postponed.


A rat in a spaceship, a flying saucer logistics an official ceremony, temporary permeating. Your nephew predestinate phlegmatic miscellany would not know any better I doubt. Oh my that is probably going to be difficult to read for the average multitude.


Right lets move on mischief, don't get involved with it and other vicissitudes. I was researching the holocaust of WWII and what a virulent assortment of arseholes, it makes you think twice about going to see a doctor.


Ricky Gervais is a good comedian I checked out the first season of his new show on the television called 'Derek' and I liked it. I wonder what will happen to me when I get very old.


I was thinking I would like an animal, a pet. Although I can't be arsed to take care of one so I probably won't get one.



A film I had not watched since I was a kid is 'Dragnet,' Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd it is certainly very funny. I think it was originally a TV show in the 50's and 60's; so that is a interesting piece of background information, something also you may not know is that it is a 1987 film. More than likely I was watching this, way before you were just an itch in your daddy's pants.


Now if we go back to the holocaust that I mentioned a second ago; and I'm not trying to be boring here but my dear boy. Oh I change my mind surely you can go and research this for yourself.


It looks like summer will be coming around again in England and that can only be a good thing. The days get longer and the sun shines more and the clocks go forward an hour.


I feel bloody nice, I thought I would say. Here is a selection of random words.



Pragmatic within plankton

Kind-hearted electric yellow excitement

Blue pyramid firm behavior

Trapezium sugar goblet

Horseman psychic


Secret assumption angrily





It's good to get that out of your system, I don't like them their music is shit. I'm very sensitive to stress, I feel like I need to lay down a lot of the time and get confused easily.


What about the radio? The biggest load of shit ever! You may as well just choose about ten of the crappiest songs you can find and play them out loud on shuffle and repeat for 24 hours. If you don't feel like hanging yourself after an hour or so, you are a better man than I am or will ever be.


If my facts are correct, when I was at junior school maybe 9 or 10 years old and we used to watch old VHS videos near the hall. Once when we were there watching the TV and there was this shit about in the 1960's they sent a dog into space, to test if it would be safe or not. I can't remember the dogs name but they sent him up in a space rocket and I think he came back down unharmed. These days you would have the animal rights campaigners right up your backside for doing something like that and I should think so too.


So this leads me on to the subject of cosmetics, experimenting on animals and, for the love of money. You would think this sort of shit would be back in the annuls of human existence wouldn't you; but still this sadistic shit goes on. There isn't much I can do about it by myself but if I was able to get the shoe on the other foot, that would be something I want to see.



You may have noticed I find it hard to pick a subject and stick with it and I admit that is true. I don't really know why that is, it's just one of my characteristics. If you don't like it you can always fuck off. Hahaha no, that's not what we are trying to do here.


I lived in Cyprus when I was very young, I think we went there when I was 1 year old and we stayed 2 or 3 years as I remember. My Dad used to work for the government doing secret stuff that he did not talk about with anyone. I had some cool videos that I loved to watch like 'The Jungle Book' 'Superman' 'Pinocchio' and in the evenings they used to show 'The Invisible Man' on TV. I puked all over the place once and it looked red and we thought it was blood but it was just because of all the Smarties I had eaten.


'I know what you need.' That must be what those people who work on the playlists of radio stations are thinking, in England at least. Who are they trying to target? And what kind of reaction are they trying to provoke? All I can say is that without a shadow of a doubt "They ain't targeting me."


Once I had come back to England from living in Cyprus and had been there for a good few years. At Christmas my mum and dad made a mistake of buying me a film called 'Robocop.' I must have been 7 or 8 years old and anyway I watched it at Christmas that year and it was very violent. This is the original 'Robocop' film from 1987 not the pussy remake. Anyway you see I don't think I was really affected by it in a bad way. It's still pretty shocking to see in this day and age; shit looks real, and it's funny because it makes me feel nostalgic although it's sort of gross. Naturally my mum thought it was a kids film of course. Now I'm an adult I do not enjoy violent films or most horror films that come to my attention or curiosity.





Rocking my bullet proof vest. That's what shit has come to round here.
Rocking my bullet proof vest. That's what shit has come to round here.

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