Do you believe this mother fackin’ shiiiit!!! Bill Murray Abducted By Flying Saucers!!!

Shit, well now I’m no longer sure, Bill Murray has left this earth it seems. Is this some sort of illusion or façade erected by the British or Australian government to prevent large scale panic, I wonder.

Just about takes the biscuit, flying saucers materializing or coming down from the sky and taking one of this planets’ most valuable entities. Bastards… Where will this all end, will it ever end that is what Rupert Murdoch wants to know. His shit rag ‘the sun’ contests. Beyond all possible doubt.

Dead rising from the grave, enraptured by ambulance sirens going off all around us  eating my birthday cake. And It’s not even my birthday for about six months now.

If Bill Murray is alive still, or more likely he is dead, he must be turning in his grave. How would he be in a grave if flying saucers took him away though?  They most likely ejected him into icy space. “Fuck”, some old lady ejaculated. As long as it gets cleaned up I won’t take this to another level, I commented.

I was having sex with a couple of girls recently

I was having sex with a couple of girls recently, then about on the third time the brunette told me she wanted me to stick my entire head and shoulders, up her arse and then sing ‘God Save The Queen’ while Robert DeNiro (out of Good Fellas and Taxi Driver) urinates on my chest.. I just got the fuck out of the building and bumped into Robert as I exited through the main door.

Sometimes things happen that it’s best to avoid mentioning, especially to your wife or someone like that.

“There were these bright lights n shit, then Bill looked mesmerized by it all and started to walk towards it…” A huge shaft of light and……

Back to the task in hand uhhh… One witness exclaimed “There were these bright lights n shit, then Bill looked mesmerized by it all and started to walk towards it…” A huge shaft of light and a sound like a thousand police sirens going off all at once, also reported by various folk of the village, that Bll Murray happened to be staying in. While he was filming a advert for (Newly Legalized in the USA) Bob Marley spiffs, or whatever you call those things.

I am teetotal, don’t smoke and certainly don’t get involved with drugs, even if they are legal now. We wouldn’t recommend smoking either to anyone, that’s bigmouse.com policy. No smoking or drinking while viewing this site… Kindly thank you.