Yes we were married once 

She decided to keep my surname 

I couldn't keep up with her in the sack you see 

Elisha Cuthbert What A Wild Ride She Was!!! 

I don't mean to sound so disrespectful but.... 

I wanted to ask... 

Elisha, I dedicate the following writing to you: 

Bodacious loquacious

broomstick, riotous

she was also either, 

handkerchiefs from the smile

pretentious incubatory...Illusionist

imbalance when I was, idyllic iceboat

inductance ticklish

ghoulish, Charlottetown frown behind

vexatious gold... Twitch impeach the

bleach, peach

aquarium trying to bish, rosarian 

equilibrium melting cautious

television games.... Bludgeon

delusion the land of, lexicon

oxygen casserole...