So I am pretty much feeling brilliant about having managed to escape the clutches of the ICT nerds from a computer class I'd been taking many years ago.

It is interesting how something from days of old should be faded but radiates fluorescently in my mind.

Uhhh, yeah I forget what her name is now.

It's a bit like staying in a hotel for about 10 months but it feels a lot more like 10 to 15 years.

Suave Boy-band blocks

Simon Chrysanthemum, that would be a really great idea for my stage name.

I would fight you man to man, but surely you would enjoy the intimacy, thus; best avoided. 

Greening Out

I don't know about you lot but didn't that high profile romance between Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris, make you want to chunder?

Go 10 mins without looking at your smart phart-ridge

These days a lot of people want to film or take pictures of every small detail, some things are best left undocumented I can tell you. Mentioning no names ahahaha...

Teardrop Legal Opulence
Stripy nakedness, head case haven. She said she was liquefied, memory was passed off. The bastard smiled at him, polished clinical intensifies, teenage wasp agonizing.

Demon Rodents, Count Parrots
Lucid heart, puzzle godfather, honeydew. Oxymoronic plum choclit drink, princess dressing. Cinema globe flower, dynamite butterfly. He laughed, insufficient melt away after skiing thought.

Cemetery Sunsets
Sunday came, great wrongdoing, be-headings and blinding Murdoch. Joyless light-year but subsequent visionary hours.

Thanks for coming pretty lady.